meanwhile at light labs
Oh, c’mon Elec, you know that Fire sucks at Connect Four!
DON’T LET HIM MELT IT OR IT’S YOUR FAULT.
Every damn time he gets beaten at some random game, he just FEELS the NEED to BURN it.
It’s not always random. If they’re of the wooden persuasion, he’s especially tempted.
That’s why we lost the Linkin Logs, our old Mancala board, and our first set of Jenga blocks.
The Jenga Incident was a particularly bad conflagration, and it will never be forgotten.
Y’ALL TRY BEIN MADE OF BURNIN GAWDDAMN DESIRE
AND THEN LOSE A FEW GAMES TO CHEATIN LITTLE PANCAKE PEDDLERS